Cookie Elves will sometimes leave behind little “presents” if left inside. Oddly enough, in this case they ARE chocolate chips and raisins.
Realm of the Cookie Elves
So I guess Cap’n Crunch is hosting a late-night talkshow now? Can’t say I expected that one. Oh well, it worked for Space Ghost. I hope we see more awkward interviews with Björk.
Here’s what I never understood about Lord of the Rings: Where’d Legolas hide all his cookies? He HAD to have some somewhere, right? Was he holding out on everybody?? You just know that guy could’ve baked a mean pecan sandy.
How many times have you needed to chase down your robot when a couple of mean cookie elves capture it and run behind a mysterious glowing door in your basement? I know I’ve lost count! In other news, Ryan Gosling:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Zemi’s book is twelfth in a series of language books by noted author J. K. K. Rowlkien. Other such titles include “Dwarf for Dummies,” “I can speak Troll, U Jelly?,” “The Good Guide to Great Goblin Grammar,” and “Orc Talk:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s possible you have many questions about this strange elf village underneath the Crunch House, such as: How didn’t anyone notice this before? How is there so much light and grass underground? Where are those waterfalls coming from? Who drank[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Queen Orea, daughter of King Hydroks, has ruled the Cookielands since the S’More Wars. It was a gooey conflict, with rivers flowing with marshmallow fluff for months. Orea’s forces eventually creamed the enemy however, and she built back up an[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Here’s a quick recap if you’re just joining us: Zemi decided to follow one of the Cookie Elves around the house, eventually discovering a hidden door through which it entered. Trying to figure out how to open it, Zemi ran[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Seems as though Zemi’s metal detector came in handy after all! Good thing there was seemingly no other metals at all in the elf world. Because, if there were, this part of the story wouldn’t make any sense! Hoo boy,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…