Compost-o’s
It’s surprisingly easy to take a normal sentence and make it sound insulting. Ever try saying “Thank you!” as if the word ‘thank’ was an expletive? It sure makes for an entertaining birthday party, I’ll tell you what.
It’s surprisingly easy to take a normal sentence and make it sound insulting. Ever try saying “Thank you!” as if the word ‘thank’ was an expletive? It sure makes for an entertaining birthday party, I’ll tell you what.
Ever feel like the most innocuous things you say could be taken as insults at the worst possible moments? Yeah, been there all the time…
Yet I have some strange feeling that a stale sack of O-holes, or compost made from thereof, is just what they’ll need to foil Benton’s latest scheme, even if I can’t figure out HOW. Rule of brick jokes and Chekov’s guns and all that.
Brick Jokes?!? How dare you!!! …oh wait that wasn’t an insult.
I still love that bit in the Star Trek reboot where Spock tells the Vulcan council they can all go “live long and prosper.” (The words say one thing; the tone of voice says “go **** yourselves.”)
That would’ve been a good time to “modify” the traditional hand gesture as well.
In some countries, it’s considered a compliment :p
“A spoiled sack of O-Holes a day keeps the plague-ridden minotaurs away!” -Ancient Sumerian Proverb.