I’ve always wondered what would go down if you were a coal enthusiast and you asked Santa for some sweet coal specimens. Like, would he give you coal for being good, or just give you the default teddy bear just to keep consistent? Maybe if you wanted coal, you’d just be a jerk all year and Santa would just fall into your trap. But then again, he might just sic Krampus on you and have that guy eat your face for Xmas. So, that might be bad.