Zemi’s book is twelfth in a series of language books by noted author J. K. K. Rowlkien. Other such titles include “Dwarf for Dummies,” “I can speak Troll, U Jelly?,” “The Good Guide to Great Goblin Grammar,” and “Orc Talk: A Language of Love.”

How many times have you needed to chase down your robot when a couple of mean cookie elves capture it and run behind a mysterious glowing door in your basement? I know I’ve lost count!

In other news, Ryan Gosling: not a cereal fan.

from @RyanWMcHenry

Here’s what I never understood about Lord of the Rings: Where’d Legolas hide all his cookies? He HAD to have some somewhere, right? Was he holding out on everybody?? You just know that guy could’ve baked a mean pecan sandy.

So I guess Cap’n Crunch is hosting a late-night talkshow now? Can’t say I expected that one. Oh well, it worked for Space Ghost. I hope we see more awkward interviews with Björk.

Cookie Elves will sometimes leave behind little “presents” if left inside. Oddly enough, in this case they ARE chocolate chips and raisins.

This one time I dreamt that I had eaten a giant marshmallow and wouldn’t you know it- when I awoke I found that nothing was missing. Because it was a dream.

Also I was still hungry.

Those darned kids and their catapults! In my day we only had trebuchets and it was good enough for us!

My apologies for the lateness of my comic, it took a while to completely change my style. Hope you all like it! I ripped it off wholesale from Brian Emling of Breakpoint City. I even stole his signature!

April Fools! Har Har, got ya! You should see the look on your face! Not that I can, though.

Anyway, Brian and I did a comic swap for the Day of Fools, so you should check out his site and see mine! (play along and act surprised, would ya?) Also make sure you go though the many years of archives there because his strip is awesome.

www.breakpointcity.com

If you’re not sure what the “Cinnamon Challenge” is, it’s a dumb thing where people record themselves gagging to near-death on raw cinnamon for the bemusement of youtube watchers. I recommend not doing it ’cause it’s a dumb thing and dumb things are dumb.

NOTE! Next week’s comic may be a bit late due to a few extenuating circumstances. But it’s coming none the less! Be here for it on Monday or so.

The other day I realized the site for WWWF (World Wide Web Fights) Grudge Match was still up. I used to read it all the time, even submitting a few ideas for results (They would post a match-up, then let people vote and/or write in with possible results. The best, funniest, or most awesome write-up would win).

In honor of the strip today and it’s more-obvious-then-usual mascot parody, I’d like to point you to one of my personal favorite battles: Lucky the Leprechaun VS. The Trix Rabbit.