The problem with eating my breakfast in the dark all the time, is that I can’t actually see anything. I suppose that’s what light switches are for, but who has the time to bother with that in this economy?
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Archive for December, 2011
5 comics.
They always show Santa with a toy workshop, which is weird because I’ve never known anyone to ask him for a hand-made, custom toy. Unless, that Nerf Bow and Arrow I got one year was actually a North Pole knock-off.
I’ve always wondered what would go down if you were a coal enthusiast and you asked Santa for some sweet coal specimens. Like, would he give you coal for being good, or just give you the default teddy bear just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If there are eggs in Egg Nog, then can it be scrambled? Maybe a nice omelet, with onions and green peppers. That’d be a pretty festive breakfast.
There were these spoons that came in cereals once that were also lightsabers. From Star Wars. I really like the idea of a jedi using a lightsaber to eat with. There are absolutely no problems that could arise from this.