Here’s what I never understood about Lord of the Rings: Where’d Legolas hide all his cookies? He HAD to have some somewhere, right? Was he holding out on everybody?? You just know that guy could’ve baked a mean pecan sandy.
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How many times have you needed to chase down your robot when a couple of mean cookie elves capture it and run behind a mysterious glowing door in your basement? I know I’ve lost count! In other news, Ryan Gosling:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Zemi’s book is twelfth in a series of language books by noted author J. K. K. Rowlkien. Other such titles include “Dwarf for Dummies,” “I can speak Troll, U Jelly?,” “The Good Guide to Great Goblin Grammar,” and “Orc Talk:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s possible you have many questions about this strange elf village underneath the Crunch House, such as: How didn’t anyone notice this before? How is there so much light and grass underground? Where are those waterfalls coming from? Who drank[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…