Ah yes, so many eternal classics of literature have been inspired by cereal. Works such as, “The Adventures of Huckleberry-Blast Finn,” or “Lord of the Frooty Rings,” and who could forget “Of Rice and Men,” or “The Grrrrrrrreat Gatsby.”
He would later sell the beans to some kid with a cow.
Can’t trust them airplane vampires!
How can I ignore such a world-changing trend? I mean, future people will look back at the invention of fidget spinners the way historians look back at toilets! We truly are living in an advanced age.
Ya need a temporary mascot for your cereal? Use a wizard! They love being mascots for limited amounts of time! Just ask Waldo the Wizard, Cookie Jarvis, or that one Alpha-bits Wizard, they know what’s up.
Summer’s almost over, but there’s still time for ice creams! Yup, precisely 4 days left for ice creams.
Other No No Foods include (but are not limited to): Sour Watermelons, Soggy Worms, Salty Watercress, Silly Whoppers, Slippery Whiskers, Sneaky Willikers, Simpsons Wikis, Star Wars, and most importantly, Snurfy Werfies. Well dear folks, it’s about that time that we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The fruitiest fruit snacks you’ve ever done tasted!
