’tis the season for identity theft! Well, technically identity theft is always in season, but… there’s something festive about it this time of year. Maybe it’s all the festiveness that’s already around anyway. Who knows.

It’d be hard to do a reboot of the Santa Clause movies if you think about it. Unless they cast Tim Allen all over again, it’d just look like the NEW guy killed off the old Tim Allen-Santa. The Santa we know, dead- only to be replaced by modern day’s Tim Allen equivalent. Well, I guess the apparent gruesomeness of that is relative to how much you can stand Tim Allen, but still- kinda gruesome.