The Spookiest Cereal
Mwuhahahahahaaaaa! The season of fright has now begun, descending upon us like a stealthy ninja alien monster with a taste for blood and votive candles! Be careful out there, you never know if that zombie across the street is real, or just dressed like a teletubby.
2SPOOKY4BREAKFAST
:D
And this is why you never mix fruit cereal with chocolate cereal.
I was straight expecting them to be like, “That is SPOOKY good!” Or something, but no, 2Spooky4Them, I guess.