It’s possible you have many questions about this strange elf village underneath the Crunch House, such as: How didn’t anyone notice this before? How is there so much light and grass underground? Where are those waterfalls coming from? Who drank all the mango juice? What’s actually supporting the foundation of the Crunch House? Did I remember to deduct that plumbing overhaul in last year’s taxes? How many elves actually live down there?

Well, the answer to all those questions is pretty simple.

But don’t ask me, I haven’t a clue.