Ho Ho Ho! It’s the Crunchy Bunches Holiday Special 2014! You ever notice how Santa always wears the same thing, except he can’t decide on the color of his gloves? Sometimes they’re white, sometimes black or brown, sometimes green. I bet that’s like his version of a wacky business tie. The only part of his outfit that lets him express his individuality to the world. Green means he’s feeling rebellious! Santa, simmer down you crazy diamond.