You know what my biggest problem with eating cereal is? No, not the misshaped cornflakes, or the marbits with holes in them. It’s a much worse problem!

I can’t take a photo of my self while eating it!! I mean, c’mon cereal, get with the times! Why, if only there was some accommodating invention that exists which could let me eat my cereal while simultaneously snapping a pic of my food-stuffed face… wait a moment, there IS SUCH AN INVENTION!!!

Finally! It’s the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Selfie Spoon, oh boy! Just what I always wanted for my most photogenic of breakfast activities.

…if only it wasn’t completely sold out. I don’t know why they didn’t realize everyone in the world would immediately buy four, because that seems like the obvious outcome of this sale to me, right?