Lucky the leprechaun never really wants to share his stuff, have you noticed? I mean, he’s not very good at holding on to it, but still. What’s he trying to hide? You know, before him the cereal was sold by a wizard. A friggin’ Wizard, man. That’s way cooler then a leprechaun and easier to spell! What happened? Was there a fight? A duel, like on that one Disney movie with the wise-cracking owl? I would pay to see that. Lucky Charms lore is like Tolkien-level deep, I’m telling you.