Okay, so maybe I used this punchline before. Big deal! Garfield does it all the time and you don’t see anyone complaining! Instead, they make subversive parodies to lampoon the comic’s eternal staleness.

Maybe we’ll one day see ‘Crunchy Bunches Minus Crunchy Bunches.’ Then, I’ll know I’ve made it. And lost all creativity along the way.

Should I always talk about cereal here? I dunno. Garfield Cereal. That might have existed. Maybe.