The Cap’n by Scott on July 25, 2015 at 12:01 am Chapter: Sodafall Grotto I guess the main character didn’t die after all. Crazy!
“Yay, breakfast! That’s what I live for! What are we having?”
“Eggs and sausage!”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!”
“Would you eat it if I put it in a bowl and poured milk over it?”
“. . . yes.”
Oh Salty Sea-Dogs sounds like a terrible cereal. “Stays savory! Even with Milk!”
“They’re Grrrrrritty!”
“It was a dream! The spirits did it all in one night!”
“You there, boy! What day is this?”
“To-day? Why, it’s July 31st, sir!”
“Then I haven’t missed Chris- wait, what?”