Recently I’ve been playing this game called Monster Tale. It’s a solid metroidvania with a built in virtual pet simulator. You raise a monster, and let it help you put the beat down on other monsters. It’s monster-on-monster violence in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When I was a kid, I went through a Kool-Aid mixology phase. It began innocently enough, just grape and strawberry. Orange and Purplesaurus Rex. The usual. Then, after a while I had an idea, and things got weird. I began[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I once had a four-leaf clover, until I realized it was just a normal clover with a split leaf. All that luck I was having wasn’t real!
Okay, so maybe I used this punchline before. Big deal! Garfield does it all the time and you don’t see anyone complaining! Instead, they make subversive parodies to lampoon the comic’s eternal staleness. Maybe we’ll one day see ‘Crunchy Bunches[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If I’ve learned anything from commercials, and I think I have, it’s that any problem can be solved by a box of cereal on the breakfast table. Raving lunatic accosting you? Offer him cereal, it will calm him. Death-Trap closing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…