Glowbee
It’s Theo’s famous butt-light! Well, not really famous, since the last time he used it was during his Assistant Mascot interview (and first appearance) over three years ago. You’d think the green would’ve worn off by now. I guess that’s the power of Crunchy Glow-in-the-Dark Bunches.
Welp. As far as deathtraps go, drowning in soda is one of the less-awful ones.